therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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