office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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