its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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