We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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