I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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