i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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