do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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