I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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