is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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