***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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