Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Randomize
