I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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