just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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