We're like a lot better than the average bears
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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