its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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