After last night, I could never be a politician.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
you never un-have a 4some
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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