I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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