It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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