eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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