I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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