weddingsv make me drug and hornr
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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