return my video game
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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