He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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