Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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