i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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