Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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