She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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