they need to just BURY HIM!
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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