grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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