I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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