I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
They are going to name an STD after you.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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