i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
3pm strippers are depressing
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
