YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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