So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Someone came in the potted fern
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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