p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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