her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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