I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
