When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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