hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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