OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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