Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
