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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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