did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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