I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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