Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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