Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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