i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
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