You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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