Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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