the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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