with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Randomize
