sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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