stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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